Where would you go?

As you all know, my job will eventually require that I either relocate or rotate. My assignment will probably be for about 2 years. Here are the definitions:

Relocate - Move residence to a completely new location. The work weeks are usually just like normal (5 days a week). Depending on where you live, you can get an uplift to your current salary. Families more than likely can accompany you or visit you.

Rotate - Usually a 4 and 4 or a 5 and 3. Meaning 5 weeks working at the location (usually 12 hour shifts for almost 7 days a week). At the end of the 5 weeks, you fly back to your home location (Houston, TX) and have 3 weeks off. All rotation gets a 45% uplift to your current salary. Family is strongly discouraged if not barred from visiting.

So here are some options and I want to see what everyone would do if they were me.

Nigeria - Relocation with 65% uplift
You get a lot of money. But, the weather is hot and humid. A major concern is security for expats (expatriates - those people residing outside their country of citizenship); there have been several kidnappings in the last few years. However, ExxonMobil does a really good job in providing security to its employees. Due to the security, I probably wouldn't be allowed to attend an LDS branch or ward.

Russia - 4 and 4 rotation
This is near Vladivostok. Cold weather. I can't even imagine how long the flight would be from Russia back to Houston, but at least I would get all of those frequent flyer miles. I could possibly find a church nearby.

Papua New Guinea - 5 and 3 rotation
Another jungle with heat and humidity. I also did a health study for this place and it wasn't too impressive. A lot of diseases, poor health care (if you had a mortal wound you are life flighted to Australia), and tons of snakes. But a lot of frequent flyer miles. Don't let me sway you:)
Probably no time and bad enough security to make it impossible to attend a ward/branch.

Iraq - (not much is known quite yet, but I bet it is a relocation to Dubai and then you fly up to the site. >75% uplift is what I expect).
Dubai would be a lot of fun to live in. Security is going to be a huge part of the project, so I figure they will probably go overboard.
Probably no church to attend in Iraq, but maybe an expat branch in Dubai.

Alaska - Relocation with 15% uplift
Based in Anchorage and flying up to the North Slope (inside the Arctic Circle) as needed to support the job. Could become a mini-rotation to and from Anchorage. Possible >-40 degrees during the winter at the work site.
Anchorage has a temple and a YSA ward to attend.

Calgary, Canada - Relocation to Calgary with a rotation to the work site (5 days on 2 days off, you just have to spend the 5 days in a camp). Uplift? Don't know.
Cold, but not as bad as Alaska. Finding a ward to attend wouldn't be hard and there is a temple.

Anyway, those are some quick facts. While I already have an idea of where I will be going, I want to hear from all of you what you would choose if you could (so if you know where I am possibly going, don't comment about that yet). Look on the side of my blog and vote!